Body Talk tattoos

There is no teasing with this tattoo. Once revealed your body will command to be eaten. Body Talk is an interactive body embellishing experience that is fun to apply and even more fun to remove. Craft a provocative message. Place it in a tantalizing spot. Then bask in the pleasure as that special someone devours your every word.

Alien Space Mucus

Our Space Mucus is a bit stranger than your garden variety human mucus. Our Space Mucus can bounce, stretch, and splat for endless gooey fun.я The package comes with two plastic eggs (each containing 1 ounce of Space Mucus) in a net bag.яяя

Think Tank

Ever wish you had an extra brain?? Of course you do!! But how? Oz is a hell of a hike. Wait, two brains are better than one, you could simply get Dr. Karlosis? Think Tank. This glowing life-like brain in a bubbling self contained unit, is much like the ones from the 1950?s horror films. It?s great as an office oddity, or Halloween effect. The constant bubbling can even be relaxing. The workmanship and detail are akin to that of Hollywood special effects departments. The tank comes fully assembled (just add water!) It stands 47" tall and operates on standard American 110 house current.

Sex Snorkel

The Sex Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Sex Snorkel, any man can be a dive master!!

12 SpongeBob Dancin Bubble Blowers

You just had the boss stack an endless mound of memo's on your desk, there's 4 calls on hold and your coffee taste like your last visit to Jiffy Lube.No need to hit the panic button!! Just sit back and take out your very own stress relieving Sponge Bob Square Pants Dancin' Bubble Blower. That's right simply push the button and Sponge Bob will start doing his dance and if that's not enough to melt your stress away, just start blowing some big ass bubbles to relieve your troubles!!!

Fun in the Sun Cabana!

On the beach or in the backyard, Sun Cabana gives you protection from the sun and privacy. Assembly? ? All you do is toss it in the air and Sun Cabana is ready to use in seconds! Folds flat for easy, space-saving storage. Light and easy to carry. UV Protection from the Sun?s Harsh Rays Tear-Resistant Floor No Assembly Required Folds Neatly for Easy Portability Floor Size: 6-foot Diameter. Floor Area: 28.27 Square Feet Center Height: 5 Feet Folded Size: 36" Diameter x 2" Weighs Under 5 pounds!